1 00:00:01,570 --> 00:00:04,570 Valco! Serves you right. I've prepared something. 2 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:09,870 Can't you just stop that? Don't forget our brilliant... From booze to biscuit. 3 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:14,610 Red hot ale, loads of total ones. The finest butchers, the freshest meat. 4 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:17,210 Now 24 hours a day. 5 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:18,510 Service with a smile. 6 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:21,310 Friendly staff, always happy to help. 7 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:22,690 Roger that. 8 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,490 Tick. 9 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:27,190 Am I getting paid for this? Valco! 10 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:29,030 Serves you right. 11 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:33,360 Seriously, I'm giving myself an official warning. 12 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:35,120 Red card, Cheryl Fairweather. 13 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:38,840 No more wedding planning during the working day. I'm not even going to 14 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,799 it. What? 15 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,480 The wedding. Ha -ha! You see, just did it! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Just did it! Ha 16 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 -ha -ha -ha -ha! 17 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,060 OK, well, that is the last time, I promise. 18 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,280 Zip it. 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:56,540 No, from now on, we just concentrate on 24 -hour Falco and nothing else, agreed? 20 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:59,780 Yeah, I told you, you know, it's all in hand. There's really, really nothing for 21 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:00,619 you to worry about. 22 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,640 Sorry. Oh, wedding venue. 23 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,460 Nope, I'm not going to take it. I can work, focus. 24 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,880 Well, officially, we don't start work for another four and a half minutes, 25 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,560 God, I love your attention to detail. 26 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,340 Cheryl Fairweather speaking. 27 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,130 What? What? 28 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,410 Oh, dear. 29 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:19,990 Trouble in paradise. 30 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:24,330 No, no, no. It's just the head office. Very dull. Management stuff. 31 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:25,770 Go, go, go. 32 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,190 I studied the ancient art of body language. 33 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:32,590 And if Cheryl is talking to head office, we've got some serious shiz going down. 34 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:34,350 Really? What kind of shiz? 35 00:01:34,650 --> 00:01:35,670 High -level shiz. 36 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,350 Grade A shiz. Right. 37 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:39,150 Sorry, what is shiz? 38 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,120 Short for shizzle, my gizzle. Do you have any more recommendations anywhere 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:43,759 I can go? 40 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,040 Well, all I can say is I'm glad I trapped the old vest on today. 41 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,219 What do you mean? 42 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:50,720 Oh, but we had a verbal agreement. 43 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,180 Well, this is literally a nightmare. 44 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,420 You'll be hearing from my solicitors. Goodbye. 45 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:56,839 Bad news? 46 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,280 Who ever made you think that, Gavin? Yes, it was bad news. 47 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,360 Their news just cancelled on us. 48 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,140 Oh, shizzle. 49 00:02:09,389 --> 00:02:10,830 Here's the list for the big shop. 50 00:02:11,170 --> 00:02:12,170 Right. 51 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:13,210 Um, 52 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:15,490 right, darling, it just says food and that. 53 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:16,810 Yeah, cos that's what we need. 54 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,870 Oh, and remember to set the alarm, cos it's every two hours. If you miss even 55 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:23,710 one, I will be pissed. I know. Baby feeds, is it? 56 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:25,130 No, Love Island repeats. 57 00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:26,850 Yeah. Right, I'll see you later. 58 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:28,110 See you later, hot mama. 59 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:29,250 Say bye, hot mama. 60 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:31,650 Oh, can I get a cuddle? 61 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,730 Right, OK, quick, Bob, she's not looking. 62 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:36,210 Oh! I mean, when are they going to... 63 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:38,140 venue at such short notice. 64 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,160 Well, have you thought of checking the Thompson directory? 65 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,640 Not since 1987, Gavin, no! 66 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,660 Oh, I think snappy Susan might have just popped in for tea. Yes, I think she 67 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,660 might have done. Shall I tell her that we're busy? Yes, please. 68 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:56,960 I'm sorry, it's just this week of all weeks, what with the Valco 24 -hour 69 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,959 and everything. 70 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah, well, we could just cancel it. 71 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,500 Perhaps. I mean, it's just the thought. 72 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:07,560 Really? You'd be okay with that? Oh, yeah, of course. I mean, 24 -hour 73 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,080 they're horrendous, my dear. It's a disaster waiting to happen. 74 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:15,020 No. Oh, crosswise, Christopher, you meant cancelling the wedding. 75 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,500 No. You did? 76 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,960 No. No, no. No, no, no. 77 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:23,700 I guess, yeah, I guess I always knew it was too good to be true. Well, you know, 78 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,320 you're free to get a better man now. 79 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:26,820 Stronger, taller. 80 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:31,360 Bloody redder hair. No, Gavin, Gavin, I don't mean that. I want to marry you 81 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,380 more than anything in the world. It's just that... 82 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:36,250 I just don't have time to sort it. 83 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:40,550 Unless, of course, you sorted it. 84 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:41,810 Me? 85 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:45,750 Cheryl Fairweather, have you been smoking mackerel? No, no, no, I'm 86 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:49,790 trust you. You just planned the wedding you'd always dreamt of as a little boy. 87 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:50,869 Are you sure? 88 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:51,870 Absolutely positive. 89 00:03:53,670 --> 00:03:54,710 Run free with it. 90 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,130 Do whatever you like. 91 00:03:57,530 --> 00:04:00,850 As long as the groom is confirmed, I'm happy. 92 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,110 Aye, it's confirmed. 93 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,960 Confirmed an RSVP. Yeah, you really didn't have to actually write back to 94 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 but very helpful anyway. 95 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,340 Donna, you've not seen the new night manager, have you? 96 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:14,620 Nope. Heard about the crisis, though. What crisis? 97 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,040 Got you. What crisis? 98 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,339 Nice one. No, seriously, Donna, what crisis? 99 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,940 The one that Gavin and Cheryl were on about. Valco crisis? 100 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:21,819 Is it? 101 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:24,740 I never said that. Yeah, you did, but I'm on board. 102 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,360 You said nothing. 103 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,680 I'm going to need a level three security clearance on this. 104 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:29,939 It doesn't exist. 105 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,180 Officially. Or in reality. 106 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,900 Okay, understood. We're going underground. 107 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,200 We're not doing anything. 108 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,060 Clever. No paper trail. I like it. But you need to know you can trust me. 109 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,820 I'm not one for having loose lips. Great. In fact, I'm known in the 110 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:42,820 how tight my lips are. 111 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:56,590 deputy manager, or maybe the HR woman. It's not totally clear, to be honest. 112 00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:01,590 Katie. And she's wearing, like, a blazer and a pencil skirt. 113 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,210 Katie. Oh, she's got that blondie brownie hair, you know, and those Mahusa 114 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:06,210 modern eyebrows. 115 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,390 Katie! 116 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,110 Here she is. 117 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,830 What am I like, eh? You really do. 118 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:14,270 I'm so happy. Thank you. 119 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:18,520 Hey, I was lucky to bump into that customer services woman. Sue. Yeah, you 120 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,780 with the short, gothic flamingo hat. Yeah, Sue. 121 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,680 Green falco shirt. Yes, Sue. Wearing glasses. 122 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,640 Yeah, it's Sue, and she's not even wearing glasses. 123 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,380 Well, maybe it's not Sue, then. 124 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:35,460 Hiya, Gavin. 125 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,260 Sorry to bother you. 126 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:39,930 Yes, Margaret, how can I help? 127 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:44,310 Oh, I don't need anything. Well, I just wanted a nice, quiet sit -down for a 128 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,310 bit. 129 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:48,870 Right, well, only I'm actually quite busy. 130 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,930 Busy? Oh, you are funny, Gavin. 131 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:01,610 Sorry, ignore me. 132 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,330 Why do they call them crisps? 133 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:09,010 What? Why do they call them crisps? I really don't know, Margaret. 134 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,730 No, but it's interesting, though, isn't it? No. 135 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:15,810 In America, they call them potato chips. 136 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:18,430 Oh, dear. 137 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:22,690 Yes, you know, I'm actually in the middle of planning my own wedding here, 138 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:23,770 Margaret. It's normal. 139 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,150 It's all right. 140 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:28,190 Potato chips. 141 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:30,230 Potato chips. 142 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:32,990 Potato chips. 143 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,310 On your own today, Sim? 144 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:36,570 Yes, that's right. 145 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:39,750 She's not in. I don't know where she is or who she's with. 146 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,810 She still smells like a meadow. 147 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:43,690 Anyway, you only saw her yesterday. 148 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:48,910 Well, the day's all merging to one when you lie awake all night, clinging on to 149 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:50,510 the only pillow that still smells of her. 150 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:53,910 Oh, for God's sake, Neville. Do us all a favour and put a wash on. 151 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,990 To be honest, being out on the shop floor is pretty much a formality. 152 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:01,590 Customers and staff just need to know that you're available to them. 153 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:06,100 Yep, yep, I get you, because I am totally listening to you now. Can I ask 154 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,380 question? Absolutely. How much of it can we eat? 155 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:12,540 Sorry? How much of the food can we actually eat? 156 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:14,540 None of it. 157 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,240 I'm serious, Lou. If you haven't bought it, you can't eat it. 158 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:20,980 Oh, shit. 159 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,760 Really? I definitely did not realise that. 160 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,660 Shall we carry on? Yeah. 161 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,000 What? You might say it's just a banana. 162 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,980 I picked it up without thinking, Don. 163 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:37,560 But it's a gateway crime. 164 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,240 Today, a banana. 165 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:44,660 Tomorrow, a Samsung widescreen HD TV with surround sound. She's three years 166 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,240 She was crying. So I picked up a banana. 167 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,500 I always pay for them at the till. Is everything all right here? Stand back, 168 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,760 please, Katie. This is a crime scene. 169 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:51,879 She's a child. 170 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,140 I'm sorry about this. 171 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,160 Can you let them go, please, Donna? 172 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,640 Got you. Let them go. Understood. No, I don't think you do. 173 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,520 I mean, let them go. 174 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,900 Oh, so you mean, like, actually let them go? 175 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,160 No, you've got it. Oh. 176 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,820 Thank you for shopping at Barco. Thank you for shopping at Barco. 177 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,080 See? What? 178 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,660 Look, if you'd let me have a Level 3 security clearance and kept me in the 179 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,880 that might never have happened. Why? 180 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,820 Because I've only got basic clearance, so I'm on edge. I'm like a security 181 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,440 maker, up on my horses, looking for the next crisis. 182 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,900 Where is it? What is it? 183 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,240 Why would they give me a Level 3 security clearance? Because it doesn't 184 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,740 Oh, I see. 185 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,420 Still toeing the line. 186 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,120 Shame. 187 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,380 Shame. 188 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,620 Oh, hello. 189 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,900 I just wanted to know if the Maldon Suite was available. 190 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,679 Oh, it is? Oh, fantastic. 191 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,400 That's an awful place. It's the right dump, isn't it? 192 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,160 Actually, yeah, don't worry. I've changed my mind. 193 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:52,560 Yeah, thank you. 194 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,940 Right, what's the next one on the list? 195 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,760 Maldon Suite. That looks lovely. 196 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,000 Photo booths are for passport renewals. Everybody knows that. 197 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,360 Bows on chair backs. 198 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,260 I'm not Louis XVI. 199 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,820 Risotto on a big spoon. 200 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,120 This isn't a bonga -bonga party. 201 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:18,060 Is Cheryl here yet? No, but Gavin's turned into a groomzilla. 202 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,420 Now that I've got to say. 203 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,420 That is going to throw my colour scheme off entirely, you see. Listen, I'll have 204 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,600 a think about it and I'll call you back. 205 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:29,420 Sorry to interrupt, but I seem to have lost Lou or she's gone missing and she's 206 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:30,420 meant to be meeting Cheryl. 207 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,180 Oh, that is a shame. Listen, if she pops up, just get her to count some boxes in 208 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:37,060 the storeroom. Or do you mean hide her so she misses her meeting? 209 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,820 Listen, I know Cheryl won't mind. 210 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,240 What won't Cheryl mind? 211 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,020 Saying I do while we skydive? 212 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:48,240 No, I mean, not meeting our new night manager. I mean, she's already working 213 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,080 floor. She's got the hang of it already. 214 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:53,760 Right, no, sorry, hubby boo -boo, I am going to have to pull rank on you there. 215 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:56,580 I do have to meet her. This is a key hire for head office. 216 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,940 Well, she's around all day, so whenever. 217 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:00,019 Yeah, we'll give you a shout. 218 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,500 Or I can just bring her straight to you. 219 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,720 At some point. 220 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,920 How about 5 .30? 221 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,260 Exactly. Great, OK, we can have a cup of tea in the canteen. 222 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:11,100 So how's all this coming on? Well, if I'm honest, it's not that easy. 223 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,460 Gavin's not got a very good telephone manner to tell the truth. 224 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:20,640 Oh. Well, listen, all you need to do is think of places that hold a special 225 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,560 meaning for us as a couple. 226 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:23,780 You'll be fine. 227 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,980 I'll let you two get on with it. I'll see you all later. 228 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,020 Right, I'll leave you to it, Gavin. 229 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:31,200 I've got some work to do. Yes, please go. Do it. 230 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,940 So, what do we do now? 231 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,640 Somewhere that means something special to us. 232 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,400 Gavin, I mean about the supermarket. 233 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,060 Oh, yes, of course. 234 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,750 Of course. 235 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:43,230 And that's it. 236 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,050 Very good work, Katie. 237 00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:50,930 Honestly, Neville, it's like hanging about with your best mate all day. It's 238 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:54,790 great to see you looking so well. Oh, come on, Neville, this isn't just well. 239 00:10:55,130 --> 00:11:01,750 Right, before this little one was like... Right, I was Colin Light. Now, 240 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:04,850 now I'm like peak Colin. Look at Colin. 241 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,530 Right, but the best thing of all, Nev... 242 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:13,000 I don't have to waste my life away, like a bellend, wearing a white hat all day. 243 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,400 No offence. 244 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,780 It is quite offensive. 245 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,200 It is, isn't it? It is quite offensive. 246 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,660 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I'll see you later, then. Bye. 247 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,760 Cheryl. Cheryl. 248 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:32,720 I found us a venue at last, and it's perfect. 249 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:37,780 Where is it? Well, I was thinking about what you said about... 250 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,840 about finding a venue that means something. 251 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,580 And suddenly I realised... I'll leave all in gardens for protection and 252 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,580 to see it. 253 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,800 No, no, no, but it's been staring us in the face all this time. 254 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,220 Hamilton Hotel and Conference Centre. 255 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,500 No, but I can never forget Conference Room 4. Still a sparkling. 256 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,920 Turn your mind. My printer's running low on toner. Let me refill your cartridge. 257 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,120 Drink me. 258 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,480 No, no, no, it's something that... There's been a huge part of our 259 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,140 Cheryl Fairweather. 260 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,360 Soon to be strong. 261 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:13,550 Let me take you by the hand and lead you to the most perfect wedding venue in 262 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,550 Warrington. 263 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,090 Ta -da! 264 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:22,050 You've lost me. That's because we've already arrived. 265 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:27,910 I'm saying right here, in store, we should get married in Malco! 266 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,240 I'd like to be a dad one day. 267 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,760 Mine left on a forever business trip when I was a child. 268 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:49,980 And it was really sad. 269 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,900 But at least we got a brand new patio. 270 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,180 Like the very next day. Oh, it's good news, isn't it? 271 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,280 But yeah, it's the best job in the world, mate. 272 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,760 Except in most jobs you hate every single person you work with. And you 273 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,360 angry pictures of them involved in road traffic accidents. 274 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,040 Am I right or am I right? Yeah, I'm going to say right. Yeah, definitely. 275 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,300 Anyway, I'm going to get off. 276 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,820 Log on to my Ask Book page and I'll see you in a bit. 277 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 Hello. 278 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,419 I'm Heather. 279 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,680 Or you can call me Auntie Heather. 280 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,220 Or... Mummy. 281 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 If you want. 282 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,000 Would you like to go on an adventure? 283 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,960 A couple did it in the Morrisons in Derby and they were just customers. 284 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,740 I would never have thought of this. 285 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,600 And we've already got the catering facilities and everybody knows we do the 286 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,980 jack of potatoes this side of Rumpel. I just would never have thought of this. 287 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,550 Yeah, I know, I know. Oh, right. 288 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,710 And this is the best bit. Now, just wait there. 289 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:52,570 As you walk down the aisle, I'll be waiting here with the registrar to say, 290 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,030 I'll do. 291 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:57,430 In a super pocket. 292 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,210 Isn't it wonderful? 293 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,050 So, this is the manager's formatting page. 294 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:13,550 Basically, you need the access codes to use this area because it allows you to 295 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,650 alter the pricing structures. 296 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,610 And only I get to use them because I'm the most important. 297 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:21,190 Yeah, I don't mean important, do I? What do I mean? Do I mean... Do I mean 298 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,190 amazing? 299 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:26,990 Or you could mean the manager that gets to access the pricing codes. Yeah, that. 300 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:28,129 I'm that. 301 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,130 I know. 302 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:30,790 Crazy how. 303 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,870 You don't like me much, do you, Katie? 304 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:36,330 Or do you? I don't know. Genuine question. I can't really tell because 305 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,660 your face is like, ooh! Oh, she makes me so cross. 306 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,060 And other times it's just like, deal. 307 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,020 It's not that. It's just because I don't really know you. 308 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,260 But you'd like to? 309 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,060 Yeah. Yeah, 310 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,000 I won you round. I knew it. I knew I could. 311 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,320 You know, like, whenever I meet someone, it's really obvious that they think I'm 312 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,980 a twat. I make it my personal mission to get them to like me. 313 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,820 Give that a minute of house you leave. Yeah. Don't bother me, babe. 314 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,099 That's evil. 315 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,320 Even for you. I know. 316 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,980 Anyway, how come you're still here? 317 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,280 Where's baby? 318 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,200 Ooh, where has she gone? I'm sure I left her around there somewhere. 319 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,280 Darling, what kind of a dad do you take me for? I'm not just going to drop her 320 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,320 to run off for a dump. 321 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,010 Oh, I'm sorry, babe. You're right. 322 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,810 Because if you had lost her... Which I haven't. Which you haven't, I'd be using 323 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,570 your little scrotal sack as a bag for life. 324 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:49,570 What is 325 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:55,270 it, Neville? Oh, no, no, nothing. I'm just wondering if I'll ever truly 326 00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:56,270 understand the... 327 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,440 Complex workings of the female psyche. 328 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:03,600 I don't know why women in relationships prefer to drink alone, dine alone and 329 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,600 make love alone. 330 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,260 Let me give you a short cut, shall I? Women get annoyed with having bellends 331 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,500 boyfriends. That's pretty much all you need to know. 332 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,980 Loud and clear, Subidu. 333 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,240 Loud and clear. 334 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,380 Shall we? 335 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,600 Baby, baby, baby. 336 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,540 Oh, shit, shit, 337 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,500 shit. 338 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,720 Oh, so how's it all going? Oh, really good, actually. I've just worked out how 339 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,860 to do discounts on the computer. So now I'll do it by magic. 340 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,860 No, not magic. By hard managerial work. 341 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:38,080 No, it wasn't even hard. I have put tablets on at £29 .99. 342 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,239 You've done what? 343 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:39,839 I know. 344 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,300 It's a bargain, isn't it? I'm just going to do flat screen two for one now. No. 345 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,319 What, no? 346 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,460 When did you do this? What? No, well, not that long ago. 347 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,200 I doubt anyone will even have noticed. 348 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,540 Oh, they've noticed, all right. 349 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,580 I've only brought Empathy Eric in with me. 350 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,640 And Anxious Andrew. 351 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,439 Come on, Andrew. 352 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,440 Out you come. 353 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,420 No, it's just me and a baby here. No one can hurt you anymore. 354 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,700 Come. 355 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,720 Oh, 356 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,000 I'm sorry. Are you OK, Andrew? 357 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,160 Andrew? Are you OK? 358 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,119 Donna, we may need your help. 359 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:23,630 Yeah, I should say at this point that none of this is Katie's fault. Because 360 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:26,970 isn't. Yeah, no, I am happy to take the blame for this. Because it was your 361 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,710 fault. Everybody makes mistakes. 362 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:33,210 No, Lou, only you do. Yeah, that is our story, and we're sticking with it. OK, 363 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,470 so we've basically got some very stressed -out customers on the 364 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:39,290 aisle due to a pricing error, so we may need your help. Was there a crisis? 365 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:42,270 Yeah. No. Yes, there did. Well, that's a shame. I've been told very clearly 366 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,850 there's no crisis here today, and due to the fact that I've only got basic 367 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:47,530 clearance, I'm unable to verify the situation. 368 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:48,890 OK, fine. 369 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:51,270 You get level three security clearance. 370 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:56,970 Level three, are we? Yes. Okay, so can we get your help? Okay, let's go. 371 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,030 Are we talking tasers? No. And just to be very clear again, we are never 372 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,170 tasers. Officially. 373 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:03,309 Or ever. 374 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,450 Not until you get level four clearance. 375 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,349 Level four? 376 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,470 No, Tommy was level four. 377 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:07,950 But it doesn't exist. 378 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:13,270 And we might need some hair dye. Not because I don't like your hair, Anton, 379 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,830 to stop people asking questions. 380 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,210 Oh, mate. 381 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:17,490 There you are. 382 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,240 I thought I'd lost her. I thought I'd lost my baby, which means I'd leave my 383 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,200 bollocks. I mean... No, this isn't your baby. 384 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,399 He's mine. 385 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,000 And he's called Anton. 386 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,420 Tell him, Anton. 387 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,140 Wow. That is proper bonkers, isn't it? 388 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,280 I mean, even for you. 389 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:36,520 Congratulations, Heather. You have stepped it right up. OK, well, what if 390 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,419 raise her together? 391 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,840 You're a bit younger than I used to go for. 392 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,440 OK, bye. 393 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,040 Anton. 394 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,120 OK, so I'm really sorry, everybody, but it was just a typo. There are no tablets 395 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,760 for sale at this price. 396 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:55,440 Come on! Our apologies, but there are great deals to be had at Valco every day 397 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,440 of the week. 398 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,300 Just not as good as that one. 399 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,180 Sorry. 400 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:12,220 Mum and Dad and all the guests come in. 401 00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,390 Sit down on lovely tables with decorations. 402 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:18,550 And then, yes, Inca Govan and I come through this door. Ladies and gentlemen, 403 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:21,690 please be upstanding for the bride and groom! 404 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,030 Hooray! 405 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:24,770 Hooray! 406 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:27,590 Oh. 407 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,090 Any top tips? 408 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:30,630 Just be yourself. 409 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,790 Depends if you want to keep your job or not. 410 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,590 Cheryl? This is Lou. Lou, this is Cheryl. 411 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,850 Hello, how are you? Lovely to meet you. Oh, and you. Thank you. 412 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,220 Oh, you smell really good. 413 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:47,980 I'm not being thingy. I just, you genuinely, she does. She does. That's 414 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,700 That's really good. And are you confident about the launch? 415 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,939 Well, I wasn't. 416 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,400 And then, and then I was. 417 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,780 And then I started to think, Luke, this could be the most important day of your 418 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,620 entire life. But do I really want it to be in a supermarket? 419 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,720 Exactly. 420 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,060 I'm really sorry. I've got to go. I've got to go and speak to Gavin. 421 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:12,010 And that, my friend, is how to make an impression. 422 00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:21,750 I don't want to get married 423 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,669 in a supermarket. 424 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:23,670 Oh, I see. 425 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,810 Look, I love this place. Really, I do. And I love how romantic the idea was. 426 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:32,010 It's just that... I'm not sure I want to promise my undying love to you in the 427 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:34,330 yogurts and probiotics aisle. Are you very disappointed? 428 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,330 No, it's fine. Really? 429 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,080 Totally. You know, if I'm honest, I don't think I'm up to this job. 430 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,980 It's a stick of rock with your names running through them. 431 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:46,560 Piniata, centrepieces, uplighting, profiteroles. 432 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,520 Profiteroles aren't, like, crazy. 433 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,300 I don't know. It's all too much for me. 434 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,860 I need help, and I need your help. 435 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,880 OK, well, look, here's a thought. Why don't we plan this thing together? 436 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,980 Like a manager and a regional area manager might run a branch of Alcove. 437 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,220 Exactly like that. 438 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,100 Only to be absolutely clear, not actually in a vanco. 439 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:07,880 Oh, no, absolutely, yeah. 440 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:09,860 Honeymoon, maybe. 441 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,800 Did you reckon I should come back to work? 442 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,340 Yeah, totally. It's about time we got our sex life back on track. 443 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,160 Oh, baby. 444 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:27,040 What do you think of Lou, then? 445 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240 Who? 446 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:29,880 The new night manager. 447 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,180 Oh, Lou, Lou, Lou. 448 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,740 No, no, I like her, I like her. 449 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,720 I mean, anyway, you chose her, so she's bound to be good, isn't she? 450 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:39,580 Yeah, yeah, no doubt. 451 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,640 Good luck with all that shizzle -gizzle. 452 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,440 Do you know, I still have no idea what that means. 453 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,040 OK.